It’s that time of week.
That time where I answer to the messages I’ve received on my online dating adventures.
Are you confused about what I’m talking about? Cue the linkage:
I took a break from this last week (cue the linkage) to dispense some advice for men. But
I’m back with a fresh batch of messages:
Is the reason you want me to have money because you have no money
Because that makes us yin and yang. I don’t want you to have any money.
Dear Money Man,
No, the reason why I want you to have money is because I’m a Jew and this is what we were bred to want from our partners. You say you don’t want me to have money? I suggest you go out and find a hobo and make out in a cardboard box or whatever.
Seems like we’re a pretty good match, but I wouldn’t trust some website to calculate our compatibility. I’ll be blunt since I don’t want to waste your time or mine, would you be open to dating an Asian American guy?
I could go off on a tirade about how my skin color doesn’t define me as an individual, and how I let my ambition do the talking for me. But I accept the idea that for most women multicultural dating is not their cup of tea.
So let me know what you think, and be honest. You seem like a cool individual and I’d like to get to know you anyway.
Dear Asian Guy,
You want honesty?
I’m a man. Hope that’s your cup of tea. I like “black tea” too, fyi. 😉
You seem totally freaking awesome!!!! I would really love to get to know you and maybe cook together. You seem so multifaceted and talented. I really was so excited to read your profile and i hope to hear from you soon.
Hmm…Cut down on the read bull. And why yes, I’m SO talented. Its totally freaking awesome!!!!!!
what’s your cuisine of choice? fingers crossed for italian. how’s your week?
Dear Italian Foodie,
I don’t eat Italians. Looks like your into fingering them. Gross. I suggest Snooki.
And for the only reason Foodbuzz has me as a featured publisher.
for the rice krispy treats you will need:
1/2 cup miniature candy-coated semi-sweet chocolate pieces
3 tablespoons butter or margarine (benecol is really good in this!)
1 package (10 oz., about 40) regular marshmallows
or 4 cups miniature marshmallows
5 cups rice krispy cereal
1 cup multi colored cereal (like fruity pebbles)
- popsicle sticks
1.Coat 13 x 9 x 2-inch pan with cooking spray.
Follow step 1 above. In microwave-safe bowl heat butter and marshmallows on HIGH for 3 minutes, stirring after 2 minutes. Stir until smooth. Follow steps 3 and 4 above.