Yes, I know I’m on vacation. But this is a quickie. More guest posts to come.
But since hanging out with some other blog friends, I’ve realized, “Wow, I’m a blogger and I have never done a ‘confessions’ post”.
So maybe its time for a “Confessions” post?
- I’m a raw foodiest (Stictly raw meat, raw beans, raw cookie dough, raw wood, raw coal, raw paper). And wow, I need to go to the toilet….
- My Mom’s a woman
- I’m a man
- I have an online dating profile because I need blog material
- I sleep with pussy (and I like it)
- I wrote a book called “Cankles and Canker Sores”
- I never trust a fat toddler with sticky hands
- I found an extra belly button sewn inside my skin
- When my foot’s asleep, I go through his things
- I thought the “M” in “MILF” stood for “mannequin”
I have so many keys on my key ring that I dont use because I’m trying to impress people with all the doors I can open.
I wanna paint myself silver like one of those street performers, but I don’t wanna perform anything. I just wanna chill…