Remember last week when I analyzed my ass?
Well, it was one of my most widely read post! I don’t know why, but I guess people found analyzing my body was fascinating.
So I guess by popular demand, I’m analyzing a new body part today.
My boobs, tits, tatas, jugs, cans, melons,the twins, funbags, headlights, hooters, “peaks and valleys”, -what ever you wish to call them.
Boobs are special. Only half the population has them intentionally (because we all know about those plagued with “man boobs”). There are actually blogs, books, and facebook pages devoted to the love of boobs!
Me? I think I do generally approve of mine, but like last time, I’ll do a “pros” and “cons” list.
I think its gross that milk comes out of em. I know, maybe that statement is a little TMI for you and I’m all for breastfeeding blah, blah, blah…its natural and healthy, I get it….but the thought that milk can come out of mine weirds me out! I don’t want to be a cow!
On that note…
I think nipples are weird too: I mean, I think they are ugly. Sorry, never seen ones I likes. I mean, they are kind of like giant pimples! And they are oddly colored and as I mentioned above….it just reminds me of a cow.
I feel like they are ticking time bombs: I haven’t discussed my mom’s death much on the blog, but she had breast cancer ever since I was in her womb. The cancer came and went a few times before she lost the battle when I was thirteen. I know I’m at a very high risk for getting breast cancer and I’m just waiting for the day I myself will need to start chemo. Sad, but I’m hoping there will be a cure someday.
Alright, enough bad stuff….lets get to the good:
They are proportional: I’m not complaining that mine are too big or too small. I think I’m a small person (not “skinny”, just petite) and I think my breasts are proportional to me. Not huge, but there are definitely visible “peaks” going on (they were pretty much just pimples in my eating disorder days).
They solidify the fact that I’m a woman…..and not a little girl: As I mentioned, when I was deep in my eating disorder I looked like a pre-pubescent little girl.
But I was already in college! I think the fact that I have them visible solidify the fact that I’m no longer trying to keep myself small, teeny, and emaciated. I’m a grown up, and my so is my body.
They are mine, so they must be awesome. I think I am super cool, so my boobs, which are a part of me, must be too.
Alright……For the few guys that read this (I’m fairly certain there is SOME!), I’m curious to hear what you like or maybe dislike about breasts. Ladies, what do you love and not love about your pair? And for the fun of it, whats your favorite euphemism for them?