I’ve written and re-written a post for today.
And I still didn’t post it. Sorry, my creative have been sucked out of some vampire.
So instead, I bring you a popular ice-breaker game, “would you rather”.
Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?
Love don’t the the bills 😉
French kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?
why either one? First I punch the baby knocking it across the room, them I stomp on the dogs neck, bouncing off of it and exiting the room. thats my way out of it.
Would you rather be with someone who is smart but ugly, or someone who is hot, but kind of stupid?
Smart but ugly… because a smart person can make money while a stupid person will end up on a reality tv show.
Would you rather be constantly mistaken for Adolf Hitler or have pug puppies for feet?
Are you mad?! Pug puppies for feet! I mean, whats cooler than feet that bark.
Which gift would you rather get?
Would you rather have to eat all of Lady Gaga’s outfits or wear Liberace’s?
Although, I bet her dress is very delicious, the fact that it was on her body and sweat make me want gag a bit.
Would you rather end hatred or hunger?
Well, I dont know about you, but I’m pretty bitchy and full of hatred when I’m hungry. And suppose I rather have people hated on than dead.
Get free chocolate for one year or free potatoes forever?
As much as I’m a chocoholic and half Belgian, forever is a long time, thats a lot of money I’m saving (and I’m a jew, so penny pinching is important).
Always get first dibs or the last laugh?
Last laugh….I think it proves you’ve won the fight.