There are many things I just don’t understand.
I’m keeping this brief. I honestly did not like my last post, it was chilling and almost took it down. I think it even killed my mood to write something witty and thoughtful today. So instead, I thought of things that I just don’t understand.
1. Pretending to be out of Breath when You’re Late
Traffic *gasp* was backed up, and *gasp* the elevator took a long time *gasp*.
2.Watching TV in the Bathroom
I’ve seen Bruce Jenner do this on his reality show. He was sitting in the bathroom watching football. How manly.
3. Making an Explosion Noise After Bumping Fists
um…I just dont get it
4. Writing “Wash Me” of Dirty Cars
Extra points if its line at the car wash
5. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out.
6. Accidentally Calling a Phone Sex Hotline
Dammit, not now lady! I was just trying to order a snuggie
7.Marrying Elizabeth Taylor
Hey, happens to the best of us
8. Printing Porn
What a waste of ink!
See also 90’s
10. Licking your fingers before turning a page
Does this work? I do not believe it does.
A sandwich in a can or, as the manufacturer describes it, “a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience.” See also Lazy.
Alright, join in. What do you just not understand? And for the hell of it, if you were forced to eat a canwich, which (pun very much intended) would you choose? Me: I’d go for the PB and strawberry jelly. You couldn’t pay me enough to eat the chicken one!