Is it me, or is the blogosphere rather dead on Saturdays? Anyhow, today I had my first day off in a long while. My one day without any obligations. I do have to assist in a yoga class on sunday (today) but it’s nice to have a weekend without work or school.
Plus, its Halloween!
I wasn’t quiet sure on what to write about as I pretty much have no plans this Halloween and I’ve already blabbed about Halloween past. So I thought I’d entertain you with a few epitaphs for your decorative tombstones you may want to put on your lawn. Dont ask me how I came up with these. Let me just say that I spent three hours in traffic on friday bored out of my mind. Oddly enough, these are what I came up with:
“Here Lies The Pillsbury Dough Boy. He will rise again.”
“I told you the milk expired!”
“Tim Reeces. May He Rest in Pieces”
“You Can’t Tickle Me Now!”-Elmo
“Feel that slight breeze on the back of your neck? That’s me.”
“Bite my wrinkly decomposing ass!”
“Rob R. Duckie. You Are The One”
“My Dog Was Not So Cuddley”
“Pimp My Hearse”
“I’m Still On Facebook”
“I.R.P. Here lies Donimic, a disslexick”
“An Overdose of Redbull Gave Him Wings”
“Stop Crying! I’m dead! Get Over It!”
Any funny ideas to add to the list?
I don’t know about you, but my sweet tooth kind of reduces a notch during halloween. I just feel like there are sweet things everywhere. So I conjured up a savory and festive snack thats so cheap to make and easy peasy to do:
- 1/4 cup popcorn kernels
- 2 teaspoons olive oil
- 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt or garlic salt
- 1/4 tsp curry powder
- 1/4 tsp cumin
- Paper lunch bag
Toss the popcorn with the olive oil, salt, curry powder, and cumin in the paper bag.
Fold the top of the bag over and staple the bag twice to close. Place the bag in the microwave and microwave on high for 2 minutes to 3 minutes, or until there are about 5 seconds between pops.
And for your viewing pleasure, this happened last Halloween. Watch it till the end!